BLOGS - #3

Cheap underwear found on mars!

Wall-E, E.T. and C-3PO love it. Apparently the extraterrestrial creatures receive clean underwear on Mars, in a box! Rumor has it that the clean briefs and socks play a big role in Ridleys Scott’s new movie ‘The Martian’ starring Matt Damon. Damon plays an astronaut who is mistakenly presumed dead and left behind on Mars, who then fights – only wearing briefs - to survive.

After discovering caramel a while ago, NASA recently found water on Mars. That’s pretty big news, but underwear?! That can’t be possible! Until the first successful Mars flyby in 1965 by Mariner 4, many speculated about the presence of liquid water on the planet's surface, but recent landings by many high tech NASA Wall-E look-a-likes have shown that the briefs and socks bring life to the planet. Stuff You Need Cheap CEO, Kevin Pluimer, to CNN news: ‘’I told you …we deliver everywhere’’. So no more ‘’Houston we have a problem’’ and ‘’E.T. phone home’’. SYNC to the rescue…to infinity and BEYOND!

So if you live on Mars, Pluto or in Texas …it doesn’t matter. SYNC delivers you a box of fresh briefs or socks to your door every month! So you and your laundry robot – aka Mom – don’t have to do laundry anymore! BAZINGA!

Fly to today and get in SYNC!

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